Dan's Art Bunker
@syronthefox http://dansyron.deviantart.com  Anthro Artist, Animator, General Derphead.  Come for the art, stay for the lulz. 

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Been a while since I’ve uploaded.  Life got pretty tough recently, so I’m devoting more time to fixing it.  But in the mean time, have some art! 

Faulkner Needs to put the bottle down.

toughset:

I peed a little

i peed everything

(Source: iraffiruse)

insomniacflaaffy:

dansyron:

tmclark91:

lolman9000:

ladycaracas:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

rest in peace BadAssDwg69

i dont have to eat anymore today because i can sup on the infinite schadenfreude this idiot child is filling me with

What is it the kids say these days… oh right, now I remember:

GET WRECKED, SON.

GOOD.  to people who think being a troll doesnt have consequences, here ya go. 

this is fake, you know.

found that out literally 30 seconds after posting.  i so wish it was true though

tmclark91:

lolman9000:

ladycaracas:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

rest in peace BadAssDwg69

i dont have to eat anymore today because i can sup on the infinite schadenfreude this idiot child is filling me with

What is it the kids say these days… oh right, now I remember:

GET WRECKED, SON.

GOOD.  to people who think being a troll doesnt have consequences, here ya go. 

thatlonelybarricade:

videohall:

Bird reacts to dubstep

#best four seconds of my life tbh

poor babby is prolly trying to shake the blood out of its poor ears because of how much Basscannon sucks… :(

keeshkafish:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

My boyfriend sometimes talks in his sleep. One of my favourites so far was when he rolled over early one morning and says to me, very seriously and matter-of-fact,
"Don’t turn him into an alcoholic."
"What?"
"The tiny monkey. Don’t turn him into an alcoholic."

i feel obligated to add to this post.  So in college, i had a running quoteboard of ‘shit people said in their sleep’ .

1.) room mate rolls around in the middle of the night violently making star wars pew pew laser noises.

2.) same room mate says ‘Collin’s so black he looks like a goddamned hamburger

3.) one time my friend got captain’s hatted out of his dorm by his room mate (which if you have a roommate who has their gf/bf visit from time to time, you’ll know what that mean).  Anyway, he was sleeping on our floor and gets scared awake because aparently my roommate and I got in a sleepscreaming match where I screamed "GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING MUFFIN’ to which he replies “I DONT HAVE THE FUCKING MUFFIN" for about 5 minutes. 

Poor dude was traumatized

(Source: best-of-memes)

catallenas:

kuueater:

doitsundere:

lionessjenna:

doitsundere:

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sure little guy

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nO

yay Silent Hill!

(Source: ureuhito2)

amellia-j:

thenicojesus:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

jesus fuckin christ

Cheating is fucking cheating. But this shit is too much.

those poor roaches.

How bout’: Dont cheat and ruin peoples lives and relationships with trust violations.  Roaches too much?  harmess bugs, which the same cant be said for her, which cheating is incredibly harmful to both men and women EVERYwhere, so screw off people saying ‘oh she doesnt deserve this’ because if you’z a cheat, you’z get 0 sympathy. 

oh, and if you try to justify cheating?  you’re just as bad.

mspontification:

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss Fox News’s coverage of Ferguson, Missouri.

PLEASE WATCH AND SHARE. One of my favorite segments by Jon Stewart to date.

the-do-that-girl:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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